Hey there, my little stoner boy. Are you ready to get fucked up for me? Pack that bowl or that b0ng, roll a big joint, and take a big rip. This is just the first puff of so many more. I'm about to lead you into an intense i n t o x session. Straight down the rabbit hole. It's not just the w33d getting you high. It's me. My smile, my teasing, every inch of me melts into your herbal high -- a synergistic interaction that makes your head spin out of control. I'm in the driver's seat. I'm in control as you grow more and more incapacitated with each lungful. Another big hit, and another, and yet another still. My little cann@bis zombie, drooling and stroking for me.  A big, explosion is waiting for you at the end, but only if you follow along and obey completely. Only if you surrender and get more fucked up than ever before will you enjoy the ultimate reward.