Oh honey, I absolutely adore this beautiful designer luggage bag that you got me! It's the exact style and brand that I've been dying to get! There's one tiny little catch though sweetheart, this bag isn't exactly for me. Who's it for, you ask? Well it's for you baby! Don't look so shocked now, you knew this had to be coming your way. You've been getting the baby treatment for quite some time now based off of your incredibly infantile behavior. What better way to enforce your role than with a diaper bag that we can carry with us wherever we go! I'll have all the essentials packed for you -- plenty of fresh diapers, powder and wipes. A couple pacifiers to soothe you when you're cranky, there's room for some bottles, toys and even your favorite blankey! Now we can carry all your baby necessities with us and always be on top of your diaper changes! See honey, isn't it a great idea that you got me this bag! I just knew it was going to work out perfectly for us! Now, lets get you all dressed up and ready for our fancy dinner date tonight!