You’re excited about your new internship. The company is impressive, with lots of opportunities for growth. When you tell your friends, though, they clue you in on the company’s nickname: Fat Inc. You noticed when you were interviewing that all of the employees were, shall we say, chunky, but you didn’t think much of it. And you don’t think much of it now. It’s a coincidence, and besides, you with your average-sized body were hired, weren’t you? You put it out of your mind and leave for your first day. First thing when you arrive, your new boss pulls you into her office. She asks you if you’ve heard of the company’s nickname, and when you say you have, she says something shocking. It’s NOT a coincidence that all the employees are chubby or fat. “At Fat Inc.,” she says, “we take ‘opportunities for growth’ very seriously.” You’re going to get fat, and unless you want to lose your job, there’s nothing you can do about it.