You've been eyeing the birthday clown for the whole party. You thought you were being subtle, but I noticed. I notice everything. I know you followed me to this room, hoping to see more of my body as I got changed out of my birthday onesie. What is it? Clown got your tongue? I see that circus tent you're pitching in your pants. Have you ever been sucked by a clown? Have you ever been FUCKED by a clown? Let's pretend its YOUR birthday. I'll show you The Greatest Show On Earth.