I have a special, interactive email assignment for you to complete today, my little humiliation junkie. In this clip, you'll answer a series of questions designed to evaluate just how low you are in the food chain. Don't worry, anything you say is just between the two of us. Why? Because I want to know how big of a loser you are. I want to get to know my devoted beta boy. I want to see just how sexually, socially, and intellectually challenged you are. And, maybe most importantly, I want *you* to self-evaluate. You'll see for yourself the stark reality of just how pathetic you are, and you will learn to love your sad reality.