Your wife is a nagging bitch. There... I said it. It's about time someone did and it certainly wasn't going to be you. That bitch is always yelling about something and your best course of action has always been to just shut up and take it. That's no way to live though. You would be much happier if you could just worship me anytime you want instead of keeping your obsession with me a secret. I am way more fun than her anyways and you know it. So what are you waiting for? Send that bitch packing so you can do what you really want to do... serve me.