You really thought that I would come out to this event, knowing you were going to be here, and not be protected? Silly, stupid boy. Even in this long gown I’ve got my Jill on, knowing you thought you could knee me in the groin and catch me off guard. You thought wrong! So go ahead and try, give it your best shot but that means that I get to test you out next! Are you wearing your jock strap? I didn’t think so!