You've been having issues with E.D. It's been so bad lately that you feel you need to seek professional help. Good thing you have come to see me today, I specialize in this type of, "issue" and have a fool-proof method of remedying it for good. I will begin by testing your response to visual stimuli and observing if I get any impetus. If I'm not getting the response I want I will begin more drastic measures. I will instruct on how to properly arouse yourself and maintain this feeling. It's very important for the future of your sexual health that you do exactly as I say. I mean I am the medical professional here.