I'm a top cat burglar, sneaking into yet another house in my silent, black ballet slippers which are perfect for sneaking around in. My beret's probably not strictly necessary, but I like to be stylish. But - how embarrassing - there are whoopee cushions scattered all over the house, and try as I might, I can't stop stepping on them! It's horrific - I'm normally so subtle and quiet when I'm at work and this is just making me feel stupid, as I keep mistakenly creating awful, loud, vulgar noises as I try to creep from room to room...