I want you to worship the soles of the boots I wear every day, my nerdy size 11 glow in the dark ninja turtle dr. martens! The soles vary in texture from the wear, wouldn't you like to feel the smooth spots after the bumpy spots with your tongue? I would love that, these boots deserve your worship and you on the floor is one of my favorite views. You could probably even smell my dirty ninja turtle socks seeping out. Won't you be a good little worthless slave and worship these soles for me? That wasn't a question. That was a demand. You love my big feet.