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I know you've got a sweet tooth, and I know Strawberry isn't your favorite flavor but I don't give a damn, it's my favorite and that's what you're going to clean off my nasty worn Converse Soles, sprinkles and all. I want you to eat the sweet, sticky pastries out of every crevice, and these shoes better look brand new when you're done with them. I know that isn't possible, but that's part of the fun! Enjoy the taste of my big, nasty, size 11 holey converse!