Aren’t carbs yummy? Mmm. And they’re not just delicious—they’re also calorie filled and fattening. I love all kinds of carbs, but one of my favorite subcategories is pasta. So tasty and satisfying, and it makes the perfect binge food. Doesn’t that sound good? Sitting down with a plate full of pasta and chowing down? If it doesn’t sound irresistible now, it definitely will after this clip. I’ll make you starving for pasta and tell you how I want a disgusting fat-ass like you to eat it.