Annihilate your nads for me The next four weeks are going to be very hard for you. And seriously painful! Because this will the month that you hurt your cock and balls in the most deliciously painful way EVER! Inspired by one of my precious pets who is hardcore as he is adorable, I have put together something that will make your eyes well up in joy and appreciation. Start your week off the way you mean to end this month - in pain. Week 1 and we are focusing on those dangly nads of yours. Your balls. Your testicles. You will need: - a ruler - a hammer - a wooden spoon before you begin your mission.