You know that she is not the right girl for you. Why are you wasting your time with that sack of bones when you could have a girl like me instead? I mean, look at me: I am everything that you ever dreamed for. Plump, soft, sexy, fat. I am the incarnation of your dreams. So... you should really dump her and hurry here with me! We can eat pizza, play videogames and have amazing fat sex. Come on, tell me the last time she agreed to eat a pizza. She's obsessed with diets and the gym, only I can really understand you! Because I want exactly what you want. So.. leave your skinny girlfriend for me.