note: get some vodka and a shot glass to play along. hey loser, cheer up- it's the holidays! i'm sure you want to have fun, don't you? probably want to see me naked too, don't you? well here- let's play a "game". for every 2, then 3, then 4 shots you take- i'll remove one piece of clothing. i'm not wearing much even! you take 2 shots and i start to remove my dress- but demand you take more shots... i finally slide my dress off to reveal my nipples are covered by pasties! you barely know what to do with yourself- i convince you to take more shots- you're feeling it now, pretty woozy from all of the shots- you are more obedient after [***]. this whole "game" becomes my sadistic game with your mind, teasing you with my body, convincing you to probe show me your wallet while i make you take even more shots. do as i say, there might be hope for you seeing my perfect tits after all. might. you're desperate enough.