You can’t go a day without fucking your f i s t. It’s not even considered jerking off anymore - your hand is the only pussy you get and you fuck it constantly. Its almost like your hand is your girlfriend, isn’t it? Yeah, it IS your only girlfriend. It’s the only thing you can stick your dick in like a lonely loser. You’re going to fuck your girlfriend for me today while I mock you for your inability to get anything better than your palm. You’ll be a hand fucker life.