What are you planning to do for the 4th of july? Nothing. You'll be staying at home, like a bitch because you're pathetic and no one wants to spend time with you. You don't have a hot date to watch fireworks with. Here's what you're going to do. 1st step, buy this clip. 2nd step, follow all of my instructions. I'm going to make sure that you have a fun 4th of july, worshiping and serving ME.