You said you wanted my opinion on something, so what is it? What did you want my opinion on? Ooohhh, you want my opinion on your dick size? You're worried it may be too small? You know what, sure, I'll give you my opinion. Pull down your pants and let me see what you're working with. ...that is definitely the absolute smallest dick I have ever seen. But, you're not completely fully hard right now, right? How about this, I'll show you my tits. That will get you totally hard. Then I can give you my opinion from there. Who knows, maybe you're a grower and not a show-er? ....Okay, so you are definitely neither. Even totally hard that is still the smallest dick I've ever seen. It's like the size of my pinky, and I have pretty small hands. Have you ever even had sex? No? Well, that's not surprising. You would never be able to pleasure a woman with that thing. You want my advice? Nobody should ever see your dick again. Honestly, it's just an embarrassment. Now, how should you go about this? Well, there's this thing I've read about. A procedure, of sorts. It's called a penectomy. Basically, it's where you get your dick cut off. That would permanently solve your little dick problem. That small appendage of yours is just holding you back. And without that small dick, it would probably enhance your other sexual abilities, so then you could actually pleasure a woman. Also, I have to ask. How often do you masturbate? When you masturbate, are those orgasms actually all that great? Seriously, masturbating with a dick that small would give you mediocre orgasms, at best. Well, when you get a penectomy, your dick needs to be at full hard on, and then when it is cut off, it is like the greatest release of your life. Far better than any orgasm you've ever had before. And to make it even better, I'll use my hand to get you as hard as possible, as close to cumming as possible, before I chop it off. So what do you say? You want me to get rid of your cock for you, don't you? You want me to wrap my hand around it, to feel a hand other than your own on that tiny little thing, and to jerk it off, getting you right to the edge before I cut it off, ridding you of your "small" problem, your manhood, for good. Of course you'll let me do this. I have to say, I'm pretty excited. Bet this is the only way you'd ever hear a woman say that they're excited to have anything to do with your dick. Now, let's do this.