Hello sir! What brings you here today? Are you going to borrow a book, or do you intend to read it here, hmm? Ok, I'll make sure that I'll lend you something interesting, you have a history of borrowing... I could say, the best books from our library, I admire your taste, honestly. Do you have your library card with you? Oh... it's no problem actually, I understand you, it's really easy to forget that little tiny card at home, and I know you, so I think I can bypass that. I mean I trust you, and I hope you won't make me regret that trust I put in you. But... I can't not notice, you're walking a bit weird, is something wrong with your pants? Sir, I don't know exactly how to put this, because it's a new situation I'm facing here, but you have a boner! Are you aware of that? Because... you can't walk into a ****** library with a boner, it's going to attract attention on yourself and you'll distract people from reading. You kind of have to take care of that, at home! It's a bit awkward for both of us, don't you think? I'm sure you have the best intentions and you came here to read, with intellectual purposes, but that thing is noticeable because it's massive! I really have to ask, is it even real? I've never seen something that huge, it really makes me curious right now!..
