I love when you and I get to sneak away together, if only for a few moments. Stolen kisses are so much more fun, don't you agree? Now now, don't get nervous when I put my hands around your neck. A little air constriction never hurt anyone, now did it? Plus, with my fingers wrapped firmly around your throat, I can subtly remind you what will happen if you EVER told anyone about these kisses. Don't be afraid, darling. I won't throttle you hard unless you don't do exactly as I say. Always. Now shut your mouth and kiss me.