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I just got home from the beach with my friends. Like my new tan? Nothing beats fruity beverages and a day of sunshine and laughs. What did YOU do with your day? I know you didn't have a hot date LOL. You don't even have friends. You're not exactly fun or handsome, so there's really no motivation for anyone to invite you anywhere, and we both know you're too much of a shy loser to go out by yourself. I bet you just sat around watching Netflix all day. What a waste of life.