Your wife, I mean Mommy, asked me to come over tonight to make sure you behaved. We're going to have the best time ever. I show you all the things in my bag: a thick, crinkly diaper for you to wear that won't leak while you play, a big bottle of baby powder which I will be rubbing into every crack of your bottom, cold wet wipes where I will be inspecting every inch of your private parts, and an enema- which is just in case you decide to act up. Oh that crinkle you hear, yea I'm wearing diapers too. Mine are as thick and crinkly as your but there is one differnce. I can choose when I wear them and can control myself. Unlike you, who is helpless and has lost all control. We're going to have such a fun night!