Oh my poor son, I found my panties in your drawer again... I guess it's time to have "the talk." You see I understand that your'e too into video games and doing well in school to be chasing girls around, and that's fine! But you can't keep taking my panties and doing stuff in them. I don't even have underwear on right now because you took all of mine! I'm sorry I didn't mean to embarrass you or put you down its just we need to figure something out so this can stop. I mean you don't really want anyone knowing you steal your mom's panties right? Have you ever even seen a naked woman in real life? No? Well here I have an Idea, but just like stealing mommy's panties we can't say a word about it.