it's been a long day of work and errands. i'm exhausted. and [***] a hard cider hasn't helped. i cannot stop yawning! my yawns get progressively longer and louder. my mouth stretches so wide and big. they just keep coming. i know i should get some rest but i don't wanna. my eyes even tear up and i try to talk through my yawns. i'm still yawning as i write this!