l've seen my new neighbor on a couple of occasions and fantasized about fucking him...one day l went over to his house to borrow a cup of sugar...l knocked on the door and no one answered. Being the concerned neighbor that l am, l wanted to make sure he was ok (as l saw his truck parked in the driveway). I pushed on the door and to my dismay it opened l kept calling for him and this is what happened when l found him...