You come home and find me, your wife's well endowed best friend, reading comics on your couch. At first the conversation is friendly, but eventually I admit that I'm not waiting for your wife to come home, I'm actually here because she told me you're good in bed and I want to see for myself. I give you a blow job, then tittyfuck you, all while reminding you of how much better than her I am, and then I beg you to creampie me and get me pregnant so you can leave her for me. After you cum inside me, I lick your cock clean and tell you we can do it again if this round wasn't convincing enough for you.