August is just around the corner, pet. Are you ready? Because August 5th is Paige-Day, the celebration of My birth, My very existence! If you are one of My good boys, you will agree that this is the greatest holiday of the year! A day that should be filled with presents, cash, words of devotion, laughter, joy. Everything that I deserve! But of course, a Goddess as spectacular as I am.... Why should I reduce My celebrations to one day only? No! I declare the entire month of August to be the Month of Paige! Every day should be devoted to celebrating ME! You're going to open your wallet and sacrifice like you never have before! You're going to spend until it hurts, and then you're going to spend more. Because I deserve it! Because it is the only way you can properly celebrate! Because this is your chance to make Me happy and spoil Me in all of the ways that I deserve! Get your wallet ready, pet! The Month of Paige is almost here!