No real life woman would ever let you near her, and humping your hand isn’t enough. You crave pussy, but there’s no way in hell a gigantic fucking loser like you could get any. Looks like you’ll be pumping your pathetic cum into a gross pocket pussy. These fake pussies aren’t even close to the real thing - they’re not tight, warm, or wet. I’m so weirded out even holding one. It must be so embarrassing to be the person who owns a fake pussy… and even more embarrassing to stick your loser dick in it.