Hello, there young man. Your teacher had you come to my office because she didn’t think the usual punishment would be enough for you. Do you understand why exposing yourself to your classmates is inappropriate behavior? You seem to be smiling, so I’ll take that as a no. Do you see the implements I have gathered here? You’re going to get over my lap, bare-assed and take swats of my ruler, hairbrush, and wooden paddle. Each one increases in intensity, and I’m not going to stop until I think you are truly remorseful. Now bend over for your punishment.