We're at my desk doing homework together when you wrongly decide to make a pass at me. Is your hand REALLY on my thigh right now? You're ugly and I would never ever hook up with you! Besides, you're probably a virgin who's never kissed a girl. Wait, is that true? Wow...I actually have some pity for you. Perhaps I'll show you some sympathy and teach you how to french kiss. Now, since you're so gross, I won't be using my lips but my ASSHOLE. I'll show you all the ways you will make out with my booty hole by demonstrating on my phone's selfie mode. Get real nasty and stick your tongue DEEP getting any leftover flecks of you-know-what! Worship my anus good enough and I'll let you jerk off. You probably love this attention, don't you loser?