A quick $100 swipe from your wallet. It's easy as 1 2 3 giving to me. You see, you click, you pay. You already know I'm ripping you off before you buy this clip. But because you're such a weak, pathetic loser you can't resist me. You get nothing in this 2 minute clip except getting mocked for your stupidity. But you love it and wouldn't have it any other way. Don't let my innocent looks fool you...I'm pure evil. I'll drag you down to the deepest darkest depths of hell in poverty. You'll be selling your soul for me. You'll do whatever it takes to please me because the only way to get my attention is to pay me. Even then that's not a given. Sucka!
