've caught you in my closet wearing my makeup and trying on my lingerie and heels! I love catching you in this awkward situation and I love humiliating you for it. You're nothing but a dirty pig in lipstick and I can't stop laughing. Of course, I'm going to blackmail you... I have a motion activated webcam and I have your ridiculous antics in my closet recorded on my laptop.... hmmmm... what will I do to you?