Newlyweds have so much fun, don’t they? And you’re thrilled to finally be one. Your new wife was very tired after the wedding, too tired to have any of that fun you’ve been looking forward to, but now that she’s rested a bit everything will change. Right? Wrong. Instead of wanting to fuck you, your wife sits you down and explains she doesn’t want sex with you. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever again. No, you and she are going to have a new kind of fun.