All of your life, you have been made aware of your "little issue" and yet you have not let that stop you from being a hard worker. You know that you have to work hard in order to gain any kind of respect from your peers, or women. You see, when you have something like THAT in your pants.... you have to find other ways to impress everyone around you. We all know it won't be with your member size. Maybe your memberSHIP size, but certainly not your member.