I know how long you've fantasized about cutting off those little raisin balls for good. You know your disgusting male urges don't help you. Masturbation is ruining your life, you can't serve women without your disgusting cock getting in the way. Your urges and your dick make you stupid, so I'm going to do you a favor. I'm finally going to castrate you so you can be the perfect servant: a eunuch!