It has recently come to my attention that my stepson—MY stepson—jerks off. I’m appalled. Such a disgusting, unnatural thing for any man to do, but my stepson? No. I won’t stand for it. That sort of wanton pleasure makes men selfish, gives them silly delusions about the importance of their cocks. No stepson of mine will grow up thinking that male desire matters. He needs to learn the way the world works, and I suppose it’s my job to teach him.