Happy Anniversary! This is the best relationship I've been in ever. I've never been so happy as when I'm with YOU. Is that cheesy? Yeah... but it's true. You make me so damn happy. Do I make you happy though? I want to think that I do, but I think you're hiding something from me. I think it's big. Hmm? Is it perhaps an interest of yours that you failed to mention? Something of a sexual nature? Something fetish related? I want us together, and you can tell me anything. I will not be bothered one bit, but I gotta tell you - I already know what it is, I just want YOU to say it. Need a little hint? You're probably wondering why I have these four shot glasses out? Are they to celebrate our four years together? Yes! Definitely! Each year so special. But maybe there's something special that will go into each one of these shot glasses? Come on, you can say it. Tell me. What should go into these shot glasses? Tell me your secret. You'll be happy to hear I'm fine with it, which is why I got these shot glasses just for YOU. To show I'm open and still love you. So admit it. And then we can have some fun with these. I want to watch you fill these up and gobble them down... What could you possibly fill these with!?