Executive Secretary Jean Jaxxson is busy at work outside the big boss’s office. A strange man dressed in all green and flashing around a badge comes in and demands to inspect her feet. Jean has never heard of anything so ridiculous. Foot Inspector Archer Legend is all business when it comes to feet. He sternly explains to Jean that having her feet inspected is NOT optional. Jean has a lot of work to do, so she removes her shoes and submits her feet so she can quickly get rid of this guy. This foot inspection is the weirdest thing she’s ever seen: this man is sniffing, licking and sucking all over her feet and toes. It’s hard to believe this is real, but then again, the government is always finding new ways to intrude into our lives. Inspector Legend tells Jean that he must escort her to the salon for a pedicure. She rolls her eyes with the thought of wasting more time, but tells him they can do it while her boss is out for lunch. Come back for to see what happens after they return from the nail salon.