The doctor said that your disease will shrink you down to microscopic levels and that we must get used to you being small, but I had no idea it would happen this fast! You're shrinking so much every day! I guess we have to have this conversation now. I'm going to find myself a new lover - a real man - with a big dick. I can't continue to stay faithful to such a small shrimp. You're only getting smaller, and my needs are getting bigger.