Your wife dresses up for you on occasion, but she never looks as good as I do. In fact, she makes you quite nauseous. You would rather stroke to me than fuck her and I don't really blame you. She may be out of town now, but she needs to leave... PERMANENTLY. When she's gone, you will have all the time in the world to worship me, which is what you really want to do. Telling her this is very difficult, but don't worry... I can do it for you. Just send me her number and I will "take out the trash". Once she's heard what I have to say, she will be gone in no time. So what are you waiting for? Send me her number.