Well look who I found on that balcony, a human ashtray. A pathetic little ashtray who is ready with his mouth open wide. How long have you been sitting out here waiting for me? You really do not have anything better to do except eat ash and cigarettes? Well what am I saying, we are talking about you after all. You are disgusting you know that. I bet I could burn you with this cigarette and you would just take it. As a matter of fact maybe I should put it out on your tongue... no. I think ill put it out on my shoe then you can lick my shoe clean until your tongue is black. Ill reward you with the cigarette butt if you beg me like the little puppy ashtray you are for me.