You’re distraught about the size of your dick. It’s puny, just a disgusting worm between your legs that disappoints everyone who encounters it. You’re so upset about it that you start seeing a counselor, hoping she’ll help you come to terms with your deformity. Counselors are supposed to be encouraging and empathetic, right? Not this one. After one session, she’s tired of listening to you complain. You’re naturally inferior. You’ll never have a big dick. So if you really want one so much, she says, your only option is to find one and fuck it.