Some crazy bitch with a weapon broke into my apartment. Luckily I knocked her out. I took the weapon away from her and went through her pockets. She is a Special Agent apparently investigating me. This super cop did not have a warrant to break into my place! I know what I'm going to do to her. I am going to rough her up and tickle her until she tells me what she has on me... I handcuff her with her own cuffs and tie her with a rope to my sofa. She is going to learn today!