I know you secretly love it when I tease you about your pathetically tiny little dick. It's so itty bitty I can hardly see it, but I've got an idea - I have a penis pump I'm planning to use on you, maybe that'll make that sad little thing big enough to measure. As it is it's so small it doesn't even reach the 1" marker on a ruler, does it? I want to watch you rub that pathetic little nub while I tease you. Is it hard? Are you sure? It's almost impossible to tell when it's so microscopic. I'll be honest, I find it sort of funny to tease you with my big lush tits, knowing you'll never be allowed to touch them...