You're at your friend's house and know you aren't supposed to go up to the second floor where my room is...I'm an intellectual, not losers downstairs like all of you. You interrupt me reading a book and keep making moves on me. I am annoyed but finally concede. You see, I don't get off from sex. No, I get off on making people smell my farts. I fart in your face and rub my clit as it turns me on. I get so wet seeing all your grossed out faces of my farts! lol