Fat and Dickless

What am I supposed to do with you? I mean, look at you. You’re nothing but a fat, dickless pig. You have nothing I want. What’s that? You’re not dickless? Of course you are. I see a bloated belly and chubby legs and nothing in between. Wait...is THAT your dick? I thought it was a skin tag or another bit of hanging flab. No way. Can you even still touch it to jerk it, with that massive stomach in the way?