Most adults are, well, accidental virgins. It’s only through bad luck or unfavorable circumstances that they’ve managed to hold on to their virginity, and soon enough they’ll join the rest of us sexually active people. But you are not one of them. Virginity is a lifestyle for you, one that you will remain faithful to until the very end of your days. However, don’t worry. Once you get into the virgin mindset, you’ll not only accept your place in the world—you’ll enjoy it.