It's legitimately hilarious how quickly you cum. They say you're a "minute man" but you've never lasted a full minute in your life. You're more like a two pump chump, just a second or two and you'll explode prematurely like the joke you are. You'll never please a woman with an inadequate and instantly soft cock like that. Better to just give up & stroke at home alone while I humiliate you for being a premature ejaculator.