I'm running out of titles and ways to say, "Shut up and be quiet while your favorite things are mere inches from your mesmerized face." And I will keep doing it! I know how it torments you... or lulls you into a state of bliss and zen. It seems like the inner feeling you get while I ignore you with My wrinkled soles, high arches, adorable painted toes, and oiled skin is a mix of torment and bliss, isn't it? Both. And just look at these rainbow pajama pants. How cute! Ssssshhh. Be quiet and know that I just made hundreds of dollars on this video, because I am amazing. A video of Me, doing nothing, with the camera at My perfect feet. It's gold.