Thank you for coming over, I know we've been neighbors for a while now can I can tell you're shy, but I thought we could get to know each other a little better over a cup of coffee. You have always been so sweet and nice, always doing neighborly things like shoveling my driveway, raking my leaves, even checking on me when the power goes out. Such a good boy! Do you like it when I call you that? I have a proposal for you. So I was thinking about possibly turning you into my full-time domestic slave. Don't rush off before I tell you about all the new domestic responsibilities you could have! Plus if you do you do a good job for me I'll reward you for being a good boy -- I can tell this is what you really want.